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| Routers, New York. Many in stricken nation are asking how could our intelligence forces miss this? Millions of Americans have been lulled into total obedience to a terrorist in RED clothing. In fact, all over the world, people have been subjected to daily infusions of America's deadliest substance. "Every thirty seconds in the U.S. alone, someone dies at the hands of the poison employed by this evil red terrorist...cholesterol." | |||||||||||
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High cholesterol is a leading
cause of death in America. Using techniques of infiltration and deception, the evil
terrorist Ronald McDonald runs a vast network of outlets that distribute foods low in fiber and
high in fat, sugar and sodium.
"It is a deadly cocktail that the red menace has put together, and he has gotten it deep into the very heart of America," says Alan Gotlieb of U.C. Irvine's cardiology department. "When we consider Ronald's appeal to children and the effectiveness of his methods for murder--I'd say he is public enemy number one."
"This is an enemy that preys on innocent and unsuspecting people, and then runs for cover"--George W. Bush |
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